MUST WATCH: Kid orders inappropriate item, mom finds out, kid feigns ignorance in the video of the year

  The year is young. It has yet to spread its wings and fly, or open its petals and blossom, or come out of its cocoon and turn into the beautiful butterfly that it will soon be. And yet, we already have our video of the year. In this lovely age of technology, everything we do is captured. And “everything” includes quite possibly the worst … Continue reading MUST WATCH: Kid orders inappropriate item, mom finds out, kid feigns ignorance in the video of the year

My New Year’s Resolution: Be More Like Post Malone

It’s 2018! We made it. I’m a big fan of new year’s resolutions. People think they’re dumb, but I see nothing wrong with trying to better yourself and taking this natural beginning as a time to do so. To inspire y’all to start your years off right, I thought I should share my own new year’s resolution: I want to be more like Post Malone. … Continue reading My New Year’s Resolution: Be More Like Post Malone

Inquisition of the Vespertillionine Vigilante

  Lately colloquy regarding a masked vigilante has been rampant, the masked vigilante being, of course, Batman. Once thought to be no more than a mere vaudevillian persona, such a man as this spends his time fighting an for the sake endeavoring campaign to suppress those villainous in nature, who use fear and notoriety to wreak havoc among civilization. Of course being a masked vigilante, … Continue reading Inquisition of the Vespertillionine Vigilante

Biggie’s Big Change

Some thoughts on an artist’s evolution: The later parts of Biggie’s career is pretty cool. The first track off his album “Life After Death,” is the super-famous song “Hypnotize.” It has the chorus “And I just love your flashy ways/ Guess that’s why they broke, and you’re so paid.” He spends lots of money, and then gets more money to spend because he’s a big spender. … Continue reading Biggie’s Big Change

Why do people hate Supreme?

The brand Supreme is a, for lack of a better word, huge and powerful brand. People wait in lines two days before the actual release date. Some people are even killed over shirts, jackets, and the like. Every year the market of Supreme resellers makes an immense amount of money. This market is not friendly at all, selling shirts made of 100 percent cotton for prices over … Continue reading Why do people hate Supreme?